The first time I ever smoked weed I got so paranoid that I thought I was actually pissing my pants for like an hour straight. Which might sound ridiculous to you. But, imagine being so high that you think you’ve lost complete control of your bladder in a social setting. It’s kind of fucked up. Anyway, thankfully, I didn’t actually piss my pants and after a few more tries became quite fond of the devil’s lettuce.
By Cole Schafer.
P.S. I’m writing a book filled with little one minute reads like this one… can I tell you when it’s done?