How to create passive income.

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Photo by melissa mjoen on Unsplash.

Step 1 –– Change all social media bios to entrepreneur.

Step 2 –– Google: passive income ideas.

Step 3 –– Start a blog.

Step 4 –– Rent a beachfront Airbnb you can’t afford.

Step 5 –– Take a lot of pictures.

Step 6 –– Look up cheesy “motivational” captions for pictures.

Step 7 –– Post pictures and bullshit captions to Instagram.

Step 8 –– Don’t tell anyone you aren’t making any money.

Step 9–– Sell an eCourse about how to make passive income.

Step 10 –– Don’t tell anyone you aren’t making any money.

Step 11 –– Sell an eCourse about how to sell eCourses.

Step 12 –– Don’t tell anyone you aren’t making any money.

Step 13 –– Go dead broke because you aren’t making any money.

Step 14 –– Find some success after one person buys your eCourse.

Step 15 –– Write a Cinderella story about your comeback.

Step 16 –– Find out nobody gives a shit.

Step 17 –– Eventually decide to stop being an asshole.

Step 18 –– Realize you need to actually work to make money.

Step 19 –– Get 9–5 job to pay off “entrepreneurial” debt.

Step 20 –– Remove entrepreneur from social bios.

By Cole Schafer.

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