Stop comparing your physical appearance to others. Our tastes in people aren’t unlike our tastes in food. They’re diverse. Take pizza, burgers, fries, sushi, tacos, pasta and ice cream for example. They’re all delicious yet intensely different and it’s difficult (maybe even possible) to say anyone is better than the other. Unless you’re dealing with a picky person, most everyone is going to find you stunning or at the very least palatable in your own unique way.

So, collectively, I think we should just stop having dinner with picky people. And yes, it’s far-fetched to make comparisons between humans and food but if you were to ask a lion it’d feel differently.

By Cole Schafer.

One day these one minute writings will be a big book called “One Minute, Please.” Can I let you know when that day comes? You can say yes, here.